My Version of the "Twelve Days of Christmas"

Since music is my outlet (and boy do I need one) and Christmas is just around the corner, I present to you my version of the "Twelve Days of Christmas" or "Ode to My Superhuman Husband". You decide.



On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a happy home full of family.

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me an empty trash can and a happy home full of family.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me an afternoon free, an empty trash can and a happy home full of family.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me comfort and peace, an afternoon free, an empty trash can and a happy home full of family.

On the fifth day of Christmas. my true love gave to me a clean kitchen, an afternoon free, an empty trash can and a happy home full of family.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a call just because, a clean kitchen, an afternoon free, an empty trash can and a happy home full of family.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me help with my critiquing, a call just because, a clean kitchen, an afternoon free, an empty trash can and a happy home full of family.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a meal I didn't cook, help with my critiquing, a call just because, a clean kitchen, an afternoon free, an empty trash can and a happy home full of family.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a break from the doing laundry, a meal I didn't cook, help with my critiquing, a call just because, a clean kitchen, an afternoon free, an empty trash can and a happy home full of family.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a side-ache from laughing, a break from the doing laundry, a meal I didn't cook, help with my critiquing, a call just because, a clean kitchen, an afternoon free, an empty trash can and a happy home full of family.


On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a win in Mario Kart, a side-ache from laughing, a break from the doing laundry, a meal I didn't cook, help with my critiquing, a call just because, a clean kitchen, an afternoon free, an empty trash can and a happy home full of family.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me meaning in life's madness, a win in Mario Kart, a side-ache from laughing, a break from the doing laundry, a meal I didn't cook, help with my critiquing, a call just because, a clean kitchen, an afternoon free, an empty trash can and a happy home full of family.